FAQ
Frequently asked questions
How long until my order arrives?
Each item is made for you, so there are two timelines: production (2–7 business days) and shipping. Total door-to-door:
- US: ~1–2 weeks
- Canada, UK, EU: ~2–3 weeks
- Rest of world: ~3–4 weeks
See the full shipping policy for the details.
Can I cancel or change my order?
Email us within 4 hours of placing the order and we'll do our best. Once a product is in production, we can't pull it back.
What if my order arrives damaged or wrong?
Email hello@plottwistgoods.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo. We'll send a replacement or refund — see the refund policy.
Do you accept returns or exchanges for size or fit?
Because every item is made-to-order, we can't accept size or fit returns. Each product page has a sizing chart — check it before ordering and we'll be fine.
How should I care for my apparel?
Wash inside-out in cold water with similar colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Don't iron directly over the print. Treat your tee like a paperback you actually love and it'll last.
Are mugs dishwasher and microwave safe?
Yes on both, but hand-washing keeps the print looking newer for longer.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes — to most of North America, Europe, the UK, Australia, New Zealand, Japan, Korea, and a handful of other countries. International orders may be subject to customs fees or import duties, which are the customer's responsibility.
Why are designs limited to public-domain authors and original humor?
Because we'd rather make merch we can actually keep selling. We design around public-domain authors, generic reader culture, and our own original takes — not specific in-copyright book titles, covers, or character names.
Do you take custom design requests?
Not right now. But we love hearing what you'd buy — drop us a note at hello@plottwistgoods.com.
Who's behind this?
A small team of readers. The shop runs lean by design so we can keep new ideas landing without warehouses full of unsold merch.
How can I get a discount?
Join the email list at checkout for occasional drops and first dibs on new designs. Follow us on TikTok and Instagram for surprise codes.