Spice Level Call a Priest T-Shirt

Spice Level 5 of 5 — Call a Priest. A calibrated readout of exactly how feral this book got. Needle pinned at five of five, meter fully lit, official recommendation: call a priest. For readers whose bookmarks have seen things.

• Unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz
• Retail fit, tear-away label, shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Sizes S–3XL · runs true to size

Printed to order in the USA — please allow 2–5 business days of production before shipping. Original Plot Twist Goods design.

A perfect bookish t-shirt for readers, book clubs, librarians, and anyone whose TBR pile is a load-bearing structure. Great book lover gift for birthdays and holidays.