The Smut Tour T-Shirt

The Smut Tour — a bootleg tracklist of every trope, in order. A bootleg tour tee for the greatest concert your reading life ever threw — every trope as a set-list track, timestamped to the exact hour it wrecked you. Enemies to lovers at 2 a.m., happily ever after by dawn.

• Unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz
• Retail fit, tear-away label, shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Sizes S–3XL · runs true to size

Printed to order in the USA — please allow 2–5 business days of production before shipping. Original Plot Twist Goods design.

A perfect bookish t-shirt for readers, book clubs, librarians, and anyone whose TBR pile is a load-bearing structure. Great book lover gift for birthdays and holidays.