Greetings From Somewhere Fictional Sweatshirt

Greetings from somewhere fictional — I'd rather be here. A postcard from the realm you actually live in — population: dragons, chief export: cliffhangers, current time: 3 a.m. Postmarked from chapter thirty-four, wish you were here.

• Unisex Gildan 18000 crewneck — 8 oz, 50/50 cotton-polyester fleece
• Classic roomy fit, ribbed collar and cuffs — built for reading weather
• Sizes S–3XL · size up for the oversized look

Printed to order in the USA — please allow 2–5 business days of production before shipping. Original Plot Twist Goods design.

A perfect bookish sweatshirt for readers, book clubs, librarians, and anyone whose TBR pile is a load-bearing structure. Great book lover gift for birthdays and holidays.