Greetings From Somewhere Fictional T-Shirt

Greetings from somewhere fictional — I'd rather be here. A postcard from the realm you actually live in — population: dragons, chief export: cliffhangers, current time: 3 a.m. Postmarked from chapter thirty-four, wish you were here.

• Unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz
• Retail fit, tear-away label, shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Sizes S–3XL · runs true to size

Printed to order in the USA — please allow 2–5 business days of production before shipping. Original Plot Twist Goods design.

A perfect bookish t-shirt for readers, book clubs, librarians, and anyone whose TBR pile is a load-bearing structure. Great book lover gift for birthdays and holidays.